Funny thing happened at work the other day - just proves how efficient our maintenance guys are.
Maintenance guy (let's call him Mick) sends email to all staff to advise light bulbs are being replaced around the campus today.
- Overworked library staff (let's call her Maxine) coyly replies to Mick saying "Are you going to fix the light at the end of the tunnel? It's been flickering a lot lately. ;-) "
- Mick replies a few days later: "A job has been logged and the light will be fixed today, but how did you know the light needed fixing? You shouldn't have access to the tunnel!"
- Maxine picks herself off the floor. She didn't even know we had a tunnel on campus!